"I'm jealous of every girl whos ever hugged you, because for one minute she held my entire world"

"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk forever in my garden"

"If I could reach up and grab a star from the sky for every time you made me smile, I would have the whole night sky in the palm of my hand."

"I'll give you $300 to pee your pants"
"I'll give you $400 to eat my shit!"

"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable."

"Sadness doesn't have to do with how much you have. There are successful, wealthy people who are fucking misserable"-Conor Oberst, Bright Eyes

"No, I don't really care about how fast your car can go. Sorry."

"The wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn"

"Everybody should believe in something... I believe I'll have another drink."

"Procrastination is like masturbation... youre only fucking yourself"

"She asked me, 'What's punk?' I said, 'Punk's not a look. It's a life style.' She looked confused, so I kicked over a trash can and said, 'That's punk.' She kicked over a trash can and asked, 'That's punk?' 'No," I said. 'That's trendy.'"

"For dsylexics reading is nuf."

"What you see is what you get. Unless you're blind."

"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. Unless you're diabetic."

"Never take life seriously. It's not like anyone gets out alive anyways."

"life is just a memory not worth living"

"Theres a giant penis at my door on haloween"

"Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?"

"If I had but one wish, I'd wish to be one teardrop belonging to you, for what more could I ask for than to be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips."

"If your not being yourself, then who are you?"

"Our individual thoughts are what makes us unique. The way your mind thinks dictates your actions and determines the type of person you are."

"We're destroying an inocent girl, you do realize that right?"

"I don't see nazis as devil worshipers. I think of the nazis as more a gathering of people"
"WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!?!?!"

"if a guy gets kicked in the pecker when hes young hard enouph and scare tishue forms.... it will be croocked, in a way...hes retarded"

"I'm 6 1/2. When I see porno with guys that are like, 8'', I get all pissed off and want to hit the screen."

{"did you just dial 0 for a collect call?"
"yeah"
*takes phone and put it back on hook*
"close your eyes"
"what the hell was that for?"
"just do it"
*closes eyes*
*punches guy in the head*
"did it hurt?"
"fuck yeah it hurt, what the hell was that for?"
"Everyone knows if you dial 1-800 you save a fucking dollar"
"I don't care you fucking dick head my moms paying for it"}~CKY 3?

"It seems like everyday is the worst day of my life"

"ever feel like you were about to run out of tears?"

"Never frown because you dont know who has fallen in love with your smile"

"If I had a nickel for every person I liked I would have a quarter."

"I don't know if life is passing me by or trying to run me over"

"Some days youre the dog, some days youre the tree"

"We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves."

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."

"Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles in your arm to bitch-slap the motherfucker upside down!"

"I have plenty of talent and vision.. I just dont give a fuck."

"Lifes short and hard, like a body building elf."

"The only way to get one person off your mind is to get another on your body"

"If you live for tomorrow, there will be a lot of empty yesterdays so make what you can of it and have fun"

"If you believe the worst that can happen, you wont be disappointed"

"Our 80+ years could never compare to an infinity. So why worry over today's pleasure's when tomorrow's pain could last forever?"

"The storms of today, could never prevent the sun coming up for tomorrow, For in a day's time, yesterdays rain will dry with the dawn of Light, and everything we thought was so important becomes a memory"

"Coping may be the most sincerest form of flattery, but suicide is most sincerest form of self-criticism."

"All things being equal, fat people use more soap."

"Health is merly the slowest rate at which one can die."

{"Sean, what are you doing outside man"
"are you him?"
"ya I'm him"
"Jesus, have I sinned or am I going to heaven"
"haha. Your frian man, how much acid did you take?"
"wait, your not Jesus, your bob"
"I'm bob! how goes it?"
"how are you doing that?"
"Doing what?"
"walking on water.If I get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know why Bob? Cause I can't swim"
"oh I get it. so uh, so Sean do you see land anywhere?"
"no, just water. Hey Bob."
"yeah"
"you are jesus"
"thats right, I am. why do you ask?"
"satan is in the house. he killed my mom and turned her into a bull!"}~SLC Punk

"Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom."

"Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them."

"Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't."
"He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

"You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?""

"Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them."

"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?"

"To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead."

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."

" When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all."

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."

"Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less."

"I dont think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love. Love is a gift and cannot be earned. It can only be given."

"He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses."

"A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account."

"There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create."

"The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character."

"Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter."'

"If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep."

"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

"To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing."

"Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't."

"Honest criticism is hard to take - especially when it comes from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger."

"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth."

"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now...only much, much better"

"By starving emotions we become humorless, rigid and stereotyped; by repressing them we become literal, reformatory and holier-than-thou; encouraged, they perfume life; discouraged, they poison it."

"The most beautiful emotion we can experience is the mystical. It is the power of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead. To know that what is inpenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, which our dull faculties can comprehend only in their most primitive formsthis knowledge, this feeling, is at the center of true religiousness. In this sense, and in this sense only, I belong to the rank of devoutly religious men."

"The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool."

"It is easier to manufacture seven facts out of whole cloth than one emotion."<

"Many waters cannot quench love, neither can floods drown it"

"You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache orrheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength."

"'Tis said of love that it sometimes goes, sometimes flies; runs with one, walks gravely with another; turns a third into ice, and sets a fourth in a flame: it wounds one, another it kills: like lightning it begins and ends in the same moment: it makes that fort yield at night which it besieged but in the morning; for there is no force able to resist it."

"Love lives on hope, and dies when hope is dead; It is a flame which sinks for lack of fuel."

"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity: no really self-respecting woman would take advantage of it. "

"'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."

"Love is what we were born with. Fear is what we learned here."

"We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person."

"Do not be anxious about tomorrow, for tomorrow will be anxious for itself. Let the day's own trouble be sufficient for the day."

"There are five things which no one is able to accomplish in this world: first, to cease growing old when he is growing old; second, to cease being sick; third, to cease dying; fourth, to deny dissolution when there is dissolution; fifth, to deny non-being."

"The goal of all life is death."

"All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another."

"Sorrows gather around great souls as storms do around mountains; but, like them, they break the storm and purify the air of the plain beneath them"

"There is a joy in sorrow which none but a mourner can know"

"When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions"

"perhaps i know why it is man alone who laughs ; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter"

"Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage."

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives."

"I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse."

"The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. "

"A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

"The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."

"They didn't need men because they had each other, a significant other. It doesn't matter if the cat's in pants or pedal-pushers. I don't think we're supposed to fly solo."

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness"

"What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do"